Buddy Simulator 1984 is a uniquely weird game. For the first hour, you’ll be entering simple text prompts from an old timey green monitor interface, playing simple games like rock/paper/scissors or “guess the number.”  Eventually the game opens to new experiences which I don’t wish to spoil here as it would ruin the entire point […]

For this week’s stream, me and Gillman play through the opening moments of Priest Simulator. This pre-release stream had us scratching our heads as this is one weird, documentary style game. Seriously, it is so odd that we were at a lost for words. If you are watching this, this game is now available on […]

Essentially one giant WTF moment, DEEEER Simulator is purposely designed as pure absurdity. It offers ridiculous, nonsensical fun best played in short bursts with gameplay mechanics that never make any sense, there is no cohesion, and the player is never given any indication on what it is you should actually be doing… and the game […]

Rover Mechanic Simulator is the last sim title by Ultimate Games and it focuses on interplanetary machines as opposed to War Trucks, Bus sims, or even foreign War simulation. Unfortunately, this game suffers similarly to these other sim-based titles as it is overly complex, always tedious, and little more than a button pressing and menu […]

Gas Station Simulator is essentially another chore simulator but there is something oddly satisfying going on here. Picking up garbage, setting up shop, and helping customers is more entertaining than you might think as we are pleasantly surprised during our stream.

Released a few months ago on Switch, Gallic Wars: Battle Simulator is now available on Xbox One. As it plays exactly the same as the Switch version, everything I mentioned in my original article stands here. To quickly summarize, this is a weak RTS but with Roguelite properties. From a cumbersome interface, you place troops […]

Gallic Wars: Battle Simulator mixes RTS gameplay with roguelite tones to create something a bit unique. It just a shame this interesting concept stutters with a cumbersome interface and lack of direction. The opening tutorial is quick but doesn’t explain much or the gameplay very well. As the player places units on the map, the […]

War Truck Simulator is the latest “simulator” title to be published by Ultimate Games S.A. Unlike their car mechanic sims, this is a driving simulator with the goal of safely reaching an end point. Unfortunately, this truck simulation suffers from the same problems as most of the other Ultimate Games titles; it simply isn’t fun. […]

Not to be confused with the longer running Bus Simulator series, Bus Driver Simulator is published by Ultimate Games S.A. and developed by KishMish Games. Although I didn’t find much entertainment doing virtual work bussing people around town in Bus Simulator, at least it functioned. Bus Driver Simulator on the other hand doesn’t even work […]

Tank Mechanic Simulator is the next title in the long library of mechanic sims by Ultimate Games S.A.  Although each title gets slightly better with each release, Tank Mechanic Simulator is largely the same game only with the addition of terrain modifying features found in Demolish & Build. Instead of fixing cars, buses, or motorcycles […]