A PASSION FOR ALL THINGS GAMES
Shell Shock – During the late 80s and even early 90s, there was no escaping the popularity of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. From movies, to comics, to action figures, these anthropomorphic mammals where everywhere and had several standout games including a four-player hit arcade game and an original NES game known for its brutally […]
Old People Are Gonna Die – Coffin Dodgers is a poor man’s Mario Kart clone that tries to put humor in front of gameplay. Death, in his hooded cape and scythe, visits a retirement community to start claiming some lives. However, the old people banner together and come at Death with a proposal – let’s […]
Standing The Test of Time – Originally released in 2008 on PS3 and in late 2014 on Steam, Valkyria Chronicles is a unique tactical RPG you probably neglected, didn’t know about, or simply didn’t have a means to play it upon its original release. Sega is fixing this issue by releasing Valkyria Chronicles Remastered in […]
Single Player Co-Op – Witch And Hero II is more of the same from the bump-and-kill gameplay foundation established in the original but is still a low-cost, addicting experience but with a few new twists worthy of the sequel treatment. Players of the original Witch And Hero will feel right at home with its sequel […]
WTF?!?! – The design document for Soda Drinker Pro, if there even was one, must have been the most confusing thing ever written because nothing in this downloadable title makes sense. Intentionally made poorly, or least I hope it was intentional, Soda Drinker Pro isn’t even a game as there is no way to win, […]
Just like Mini Games Madness, Now I Know My ABCs and 6 Hand Video Poker, Pharaoh’s Riches is a lacking experience with absolutely no substance, entertainment value, and even player input. Pharaoh’s Riches is an Egyptian themed slot machine simulator where the player literally taps one button on the Wii U Gamepad. Unlike 6 Hand […]
Dressing A Digital Doll – More of an app than an actual game, Doll Fashion Atelier is basically a ClipArt generator with some weak Gameboy Camera-like features. Ultimately, there just isn’t much to do with this $4.99 digital download. From a simple title screen, the user selects a doll, picks a dress for it to […]
Whole Food Wars – Pitting fruits and veggies against meats and cheeses is a new approach against the usual good-versus-evil or hero-saves-princess gameplay in this action puzzle platformer. Organic Panic takes the shooting mechanic of Rocket Riot, the physics based puzzle design of The Splatters, and the twitch based trial-and-error level design mechanic of Super […]
Probably The Worst Casino Game Of All Time – Recently, I reviewed Skunk Software’s previous game Mini Games Madness Vol 1 Hello World. Without question, this was one of the worst games I have ever played, ever. Continuing their trend of releasing poor quality games, Skunk Software’s 6 Hand Video Poker, a Wii U eShop […]
Making You Dumber – Skunk Software has been making a name for themselves by releasing not only the worst games on the Wii U eShop but potentially some of the worst games of all time. Even taking into consideration that Now I Know My ABCs, a $2.49 digital downloadable “game,” is geared toward toddlers, it […]
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