Tag «Food»

Gamer’s Gullet – Super Mario Cereal Review

Digital Breakfast Mario not only saves the princess from the clutches of evil lizards, he also has been saving stomachs from hunger pangs for many years. Outside of fruit snacks and McDonald Happy Meal toys, Mario is actually no stranger to the breakfast cereal category. Back in the 80s, Nintendo released a dual pack, limited …

Gamer’s Gullet – Hostess Twinkies Ice Cream

Yellow and Thick Browsing through my local grocer, my eye was drawn to colorful new packaging that seemed different but yet familiar. Hostess has now entered the ice cream market by taking three of their unhealthy snack foods and converting them into a high sugar and saturated fat frozen dessert. Like a mirage in the …

Gamer’s Gullet – Burger King Chicken Fries Review

Does Chicken Belong in Fry Format? – Breasts. Fingers. Strips. Tenders. Nuggets. Rings. Dinosaur. Buffalo. BBQ. Fried. Grilled. Chicken comes in many shapes, sizes and types. My question, however, is – does chicken really need to be in fry format? I am pretty sure to answer to that is resounding no. Burger King, cockily the …

Gamer’s Gullet: Star Wars Cereal Review

Food For Younglings – Like the rest of planet Earth, I am excited about Star Wars Episode 7. The expectations for this movie are sky-high to say the least and Disney wants to capitalize on this money-making opportunity. It is impossible to walk into any mass merchant retail environment and not see Star Wars propaganda …

Gamer’s Gullet: Doritos Jacked 3D Bacon Cheddar Ranch

F**king Your Mouth With Flavor – Doritos Jacked 3D Bacon Cheddar Ranch is like the badass renegade you see in the movies. No one stands in their way. They will kick your ass and never apologize. They don’t help old ladies cross the street. They have full sleeve tattoos. They ride motorcycles without helmets. They …

REVIEW – Gamer’s Gullet: Cheetos SWEETOS

Ghettos – Transitioning from a cheese puff to a cinnamon sugar puff might seem like a natural evolution for America’s favorite processed cheetah endorsed snack but this is one poisonous puff that never should have been. For a limited time only, Sweetos are cinnamon sugar puffs that are baked in tears and sorrow. Not quite …