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REVIEW – Clash of Elementalists (DSiWare)

Clash of Camera Control – A five-dollar downloadable third person anime 3D fighter on DSiWare is rather attention grabbing and unexpected for Nintendo’s online service and screenshots might make it look like Sega’s Virtual-On series but the gameplay is nothing short of disappointing and borderline unplayable. There are only four fighters to choose from which …

Gamestop 2013 Black Friday Ad Leaked!

It is only the middle of October but the 2013 Game Stop Black Friday ad has already leaked. It is 12 pages long. Here are some highlights: – Skylanders sale – Reduced price Wii U games – Used Wii’s are $39.99 – 250gb Xbox 360 and PS3 bundles are $199 – Several 360 and PS3 …

REVIEW – Escape the Virus: Swarm Survival (DSiWare/eShop)

Needs a Biology Lesson – For just a couple of bucks, Swarm Survival is an easy-to-play different take on the classic Snake style of gameplay. From a top down view, the player controls a little piece of DNA (which is portrayed as this weird eyeball thing instead of a double helix) with the goal of …

VIDEOCAST – Unholy Heights

Gillman and I are back! In an attempt to return to our truest form we play a smaller indie game to try and educate people on the importance of not housing elementals and fish people together. Also, horror sex! Watch live video from Varms on TwitchTV

REVIEW – Pro Evolution Soccer 2014 Review (Xbox 360)

New Engine. Detailed Gameplay. Lacking Features. – With a new graphics engine and years of experience, PES 2014 gets straight to the point. Instead of implementing a wealth of unlockables, modes, and even an interesting menu system and presentation, PES 2014 offers a soccer simulation that should please dedicated soccer enthusiasts but could leave new …

BLOG – Club Nintendo October 2013 Summary

Probably Played It Before – October 2013 is an interesting month for the usual 4 available digital downloads because most gamers have probably already played these games in one format or another. Everyone has played Solitaire before, Zelda and Mario Kart are classics that most gamers probably experienced by now, and ThruSpace is essentially another …

REVIEW – Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D (3DS eShop)

Welcome to the Slaughter – Even though it is a little uncomfortable to slaughter throngs on endangered animals, Outdoors Unleashed Africa 3D is a mindlessly fun on-rails light gun shooter that is easy to play and actually has quite a bit of content and replayablity. Like Pokemon Snap, the game controls the player’s path and …

REVIEW – 2 Fast 4 Gnomz (3DS eShop)

Phase 1: Collect Underpants – Ported from WiiWare, 2 Fast 4 Gnomz is a twitch reaction runner, somewhat similar to the Bit.Trip series by comparison, which offers challenging gameplay in manageable bite sized chunks. The goal is to guide an endlessly left-to-right running lawn gnome while avoid all sorts of one-hit kill death traps while …